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Thursday, 6 October 2011

TOP TEN HALLOWEEN OUTFITS ON A BUDGET


If you know me, and why wouldn’t you I’m posting insightful personal comments about myself on every social network site every five minutes, then you can probably imagine I have a deep passion for dressing up.  If you’re like me you too are also waiting on a life-changing sum of money, which will arrive as soon as the appropriate party realizes you're a genius. But hey time waits for no one; so while you’re waiting for that loser to show up don’t get caught out. Halloween is around the corner and you can still make an impact, without breaking the bank. Here are some ideas for you…

1.            SECRET SHOPPER
This is quite a simple look to pull off, and also it being a secret if anybody asks you what you have come as you just tell them you can’t say as it would “breach company policy”.
2.            THE INVISIBLE MAN
This one really hinges on how popular a person you are. In terms of outfit you don’t really need to do anything but probably avoid a sombrero.
3.            A CYCLIST
Borrow a helmet from a friend and put it on. Most people can ride a bike so it won’t be too difficult to get your hands on one.
4.            DREAMER
Go to the party with a little more positive an attitude than usual
5.            BUSKER
Take a guitar and position yourself in a corridor. I once did this, I broke a girl’s heart with a rendition of Michael Buble’s  “Haven’t met you yet” and I made 82p.

6.        THE GUY WHO WASHES YOUR HANDS IN THE TOILET IN A CLUB
Everybody has a waistcoat! Now wear it and stand in the toilet, working for yourself you can keep all the leftover lollipops.

7.        OFF DUTY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
See the instructions for the Invisible Man outfit; it’s the same principle.

8.      ALCOHOLIC
This is quite simple, your outfit is really quite simple, you can go as you are; just make sure you are incredibly funny and bubbly when you get in. Then remember to turn into a complete asshole about an hour later.

9.     MATTHEW MCCONAUGHAY
Take your top off

10.    NUDIST
It’s a more extreme version of the Mcconaughay outfit, often people who go as the Alcoholic will find themselves slipping into this character later in the evening.








3 comments:

  1. i can't believe you left out Columbo??? Wear a mac and smoke a cigar (the latter is very important so as not to get mistaken for a flasher).

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  2. Have you read my comic? I went to a party as Columbo once, it wasn't an enjoyable experience. The beard ruined it.

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  3. That is really cool costume. It reminds me of my high school days. The concept is marvels and cartoon characters. And I decided to wear incredible Hulk costume, I just wear designer jeans then paint my self green.

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