Monday 30 April 2012

GETTING RESPECT

(From the forthcoming book TWIT)

Sunday 29 April 2012

Saturday 28 April 2012

WORK ETHIC

(From the book called TWIT which is coming soon...believe me)

Friday 27 April 2012

Thursday 26 April 2012

Wednesday 25 April 2012

IN A BOOKSHOP

(from the book TWIT, maybe out soon?)

Tuesday 24 April 2012

Monday 23 April 2012

MODERN ROMANCE

(from the book TWIT which will come out when it's finished)

Sunday 22 April 2012

Friday 20 April 2012

Thursday 19 April 2012

Wednesday 18 April 2012

LEARNING LIFE

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

Tuesday 17 April 2012

Monday 16 April 2012

MEETING JACUZZI BOYS

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

Sunday 15 April 2012

ANTIOXIADDICT

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

Friday 13 April 2012

Thursday 12 April 2012

JOB OPPURTUNITIES

(from the forthcoming  book TWIT)

Wednesday 11 April 2012

POO PSYCHIC

(from the book TWIT)

Tuesday 10 April 2012

FUZZY LOGIC

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

Monday 9 April 2012

TOP TEN REALLY BAD NAMES FOR BANDS

1.BREAKFAST
2.THE GYM


 3.HOUMOUS


4.THE POWER CUT
5.THE WHOM

6.THE PENISES
7.THE DARTS


8.TRACTORHEAD


9. PRINCIPLES

10. MR.  BOING


UNEXPECTED HAPPINESS

(from the book TWIT)

Sunday 8 April 2012

Saturday 7 April 2012

Friday 6 April 2012

Wednesday 4 April 2012

CANDYMANBOOB

(from the book TWIT)

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Monday 2 April 2012

TOILET CHECK

(an extract from upcoming book TWIT from RecordsRecordsRecordsBooks)

Sunday 1 April 2012

NEAR MISS

(an extract from the upcoming book TWIT from RecordsRecordsRecordsBooks)