GETTING RESPECT

(From the forthcoming book TWIT)

NOW YOU'RE REALLY LIVING

WORK ETHIC

(From the book called TWIT which is coming soon...believe me)

CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE

(from the book TWIT that doesn't yet exist)

MODERNISM

(from the book TWIT out June)

IN A BOOKSHOP

(from the book TWIT, maybe out soon?)

LOCAL DIAGNOSIS

(from the book TWIT)