FILM IDEA:
I"LL BE BACH" Meta Drama in which Scwarzeneger plays himself trying
to win the role of the German Composer in a biopic
FILM IDEA:
UNDERCOVER GOTH: a goth goes undercover to solve a crime
FILM IDEA:
CAN"T STOP DANCING: A man can't stop dancing...A Hi-Octane Dance movie
(think Crank meets Strictly Ballroom)
FILM IDEA: ONE
LAST BANG: on the day of her retirement a prostitute unwittingly takes on a
schizophrenic client
FILM IDEA:
DETECTIVE SHIT: He's a Detective, with an unfortunate name
FILM IDEA:
MIDDLE AGED SPREAD: A man in a mid life crisis joins a gymnastics team
FILM IDEA:
LADY'S INTUITION: detective Derrick Lady is called in to solve a crime cos he
has the best intuition.
FILM IDEA:
ROBOPOP: AFTER GETTING HIMSELF CAUGHT IN A TROUSER PRESS A FATHER OF TWO HAS TO
LEARN TO LIVE HIS LIFE AS HALF MACHINE
FILM
IDEA:UNDERCOVER LOVER BROTHER: A detective pretends to be a woman's lost
brother while on a secret job romance sizzles what's he to do?
FILM IDEA:
PRIME SINISTER:the Prime Minister is bitten by a vampire and changes currency
to virgin blood Position in Europe lies in tatters
FILM IDEA:
DON'T TAKE THEM OFF: A strippers life is rocked when she is diagnosed with
being Invisible
FILM IDEA:
DARTS OF WAR: When the entire missile unit of the U.S.A is taken out in a
dubious war they call on Phil Taylor to aim some shots
FILM IDEA:
THUNDER STRIKE:an umbrella sales man is called into action when a thunderstorm
hits a telecommunication office.
FILM IDEA: SEX
THREAT: When a man on a phone sex call is taken hostage in his own home, the
sex worker has to operate as a negotiator
FILM IDEA:
Mistaken Security: in a terrible mix up a swimming pool life guard is hired by
the FBI to protect the president of the U.S.A
FILM IDEA: THE
POET: A poet wreaks vengeance upon the publishers that turned down his novella.
Wordy thriller starring Gerard Butler
FILM IDEA: THE
PAT BENATAR STORY: the biopic of a man who was unfortunately named Pat Benatar
after the successful 80's female artist
FILM IDEA: NO
WAY OUT: After successfully breaking out of prison, a felon gets lost on the
tube.
FILM IDEA: COLD
TURKEY: Misunderstanding the concept, A crack addict shoots up while waiting
for his Turkey to cool down. Jack Black stars
FILM IDEA: THE
BACK PASSAGE: keanu reeves discovers his back door leads to the garden of his
teenage home where he reconnects with his dad
FILM IDEA:
LOCKED OUT: Macauley cullin reprises his role as Kevin but this time he's
locked out. A crazy time in the suburbs ensues
FILM IDEA: THE
BEAST WITHIN: A Michelin Starred Chef battles with an ongoing flirtation with
canniblism. Thriller starring Steven Segal
FILM IDEA: BAD
GOOD COP: He's a good cop, but he's shit at his job
FILM IDEA:
remake of the Bruce Willis classic Blind Date. But this time an insecure man is
set up on a date with a blind woman
FILM IDEA: A
retired cop is reinstated back to work to help track down a retired murderer
FILM IDEA: WOOD
COP BAD COP: a ventriloquist and his dummy go undercover to avenge the death of
a graphic designer
FILM IDEA: I'll
meet you in five minutes later: time travelling rom com about a mans troubles
with online dating
FILM IDEA: HARD
BALL: Julia Roberts stars as the fastest prostitue in the business. She's
really hard to get.
FILM IDEA:
DIRTY JESUS: Reworking of Dirty Harry starring Gerard Butler
FILM IDEA: DIE
HARD 6: A Onesie in a million: While Bruce Willis tries on a onesie in a
shopping mall. Terrorists strike.
FILM IDEA:
HANDS OFF MY DOG: a man grows increasingly jealous of his girlfriends devotion
to his dog.
FILM IDEA: 20
years since the Sixth Sense Joel Haley Osment's character joins the
Ghostbusters
FILM IDEA: A
Schizophrenic is put on the Witness Protection Program after witnessing a
murder it turns out he committed... Taut Thriller
FILM IDEA:
PANCAKE DAY: A Heist goes terribly wrong, and it's Pancake Day !#pancakes
FILM IDEA: A
Psychiatrist decides he needs to see a psychiatrist who in turn suggests he
talk to himself in front of a mirror
FILM IDEA: MR
DISASTER: A man falls in love with a Brick Wall
FILM IDEA:
Title for Jason Statham project...STANDARD BASTARD
FILM IDEA: A
Murder Mystery starring a detective who is also a horny Monk, called HONK
FILM IDEA: A
found footage film about a guy who finds a copy of the Blair Witch Project then
watches it.
FILM IDEA:
AUNTI CLIMAX: reworking of Uncle Buck starring Megan Fox
FILM IDEA: PIMP
MY BRIDE: unbeknownst to his future wife a man hires her out to a pimp to pay
for a dream honeymoon
FILM IDEA: THE
HIPPY PROSTITUTE: A hippies notions of free love are confused when moves to the
city and realises the rent prices on a bedsit
FILM IDEA: THE
TERMINATOR VS THE HOBBIT: A Robot goes back in time to fight Bilbo Baggins and
win an engagement ring for Sarah Conner
FILM IDEA:
Chicken Nugget City. . . That's it so far
FILM IDEA:
biopic of Michael McIntyre starring Sean penn
FILM IDEA:
PRIVATE DETECTIVE HORSE: A Horse finds it difficult to keep himself discreet
working undercover in Chicago.
FILM IDEA: WHAT
THE F**K: In the future a man travels back in time to day of his birth punches
out the doctor delivering and steals himself
FILM IDEA:
BRINGING SEXY BACK: A bounty hunter is hired to find an inappropriately named
child who goes missing on a school skiing trip
FILM IDEA: The
Coked Director: A director with a coke problem demands everyone say everything
faster at all times.
FILM IDEA: A
Detective trying to find himself, hires himself, to find out about himself
FILM IDEA: a
war veteran returns home and opens a laser quest
FILM IDEA: a
couple of actors who have been playing a happily married couple in a soap 4
over 20 years hire the same guy to kill each other
FILM IDEA: POT
POURRI A struggling single mother of three starts to sell Pot Pourri on the
downlow to make ends meet. (think Breaking Bad)
FILM IDEA: A
CALYPSO NOW!: A young brat is taught the world does not revolve around him when
on a boarding school trip to Gaza.
FILM IDEA:
I-I-I Lo-Lo-Love Y-Y-You: two people with extreme stutters fall in love in what
critics are calling a frustrating romance
FILM IDEA:
movie adaptation of A Very Hungry Caterpillar starring Jack Black
FILM IDEA: A
film about Charlie Kaufman coming up with the idea for Being John Malkovich
with Charlie Kaufman playing the Jonhn Cusack role
FILM IDEA: A
man quits his job in middle management to count every tree in the world, on
travels he meets a hot lady who works at a paper
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FILM IDEA: THE
TIME DIFFERENCE: A couple try make best of a long distance relationship, but
struggle with THE TIME DIFFERENCE
FILM IDEA: A
married man has an affair with a married man (that's right it's 3.30am I don't stop)
FILM IDEA: THE
40 YEAR OLD INTERN VIRGIN: Similar to the 40 Year old virgin but this guy is
also an intern
FILM IDEA: THE
DISHWASHER: A dishwasher in a small restaurant decides to reap revenge when he
is replaced with an actual dishwasher
FILM IDEA: DOGS
IMITATING LOVE : the guide dog of a revered blind art critic falls in love with
a hapless new gallerist
FILM IDEA: A
man forgets his girlfriends birthday and buys her a lottery ticket as a last
ditch present. She wins £50,000 and dumps him
FILM IDEA: OWL
MAN: A man realises he has the super power of staying up all through the night
and revolving his head 360 Degrees
FILM IDEA: THE
TROUBLES WITH BEING YO MAMMA: a man called yo mamma gets a hard time whenever
he's asked what his name is. (Flimsy premise)
FILM IDEA:
WOMAN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDANCE: a single mother takes up an adults
breakdancing Course. Life lessons are learnt
FILM IDEA:
MIXED BAG: A schizophrenic lives a dangerous life when it becomes apparant one
of his personalities is allergic to nuts.
FILM IDEA: TOUR
DAD: a mid life crisis man decides to tour manage a band for a road trip and
relearn how to party. Everybody learns a lesson
FILM IDEA:
whilst on holiday superman and Lex Luther have a luggage mix up at the airport
meaning they have to wear each others clothes...
FILM IDEA:
THREE TIMES A LADY; a man falls in love with a lesbian and so has a sex change
in an attempt to win her over.
FILM IDEA:
Historical screwball comedy about the first man to ever get drunk
FILM IDEA: a
man wakes to find his penis has been replaced with another mans. Think face off
but with peniseses
