Dear Mr Weinstein
Hello, hope you’re well. My name is Babak, that’s not very important
right now, but I have to start somewhere. I have been trying to write to you
regarding a proposal. I tried harveyweinstein@hotmail.com,
but you did not reply so I can only presume it was wrong. That is why I have
just posted this letter on my blog
in the hope that at some point you will Google your own name and find
this. .I’ve just watched the last Batman film it was very good…But it was the
LAST! It will be at least two years before someone decides to rehash the franchise, and as the
internet slowly makes everything redundant you must be worried there are no
franchises remaining to breed life into the industry in the interim period. There
is no reason to be held ransom to Marvel and DC Superheroes, sure they have a
massive fan base, but I have just patented the following names and felt you
should in fact ponder the prospect of being held ransom to me. Below is a few brief synopsis for films I’m sure
could make you many many dollars…many!
WINGMAN
When lonely men feel lost they call out WINGMAN to fight off the
enemies, a pair of hoodlums called
Anxiety and Neurosis (let’s face it these sound like bad guy names). What the
lonely men don’t realise is that Wingman is actually their dancing instructor
in the day time.
HENMAN
Henman is an average tennis player prone to letting down his nation at
the final hurdle, but what the nation don’t know is, is that he was preoccupied
with stopping Nuclear bombs going off.
Big line spoken by the Baddie
“This is not Love and War this is War and Tennis, and you have Love, in
Tennis”
MILKMAN
When his van breaks down a Milkman gets thirsty while waiting for the
RAC and drinks a fair few milks, over time he realises he’s less prone to his
legs breaking.
PREFECT
With Power comes great Responsibility, that’s from Spiderman but Nick
Knowles(not the guy off the lottery) a 15 year old takes his power very
seriously when given the position of Prefect at his secondary school. He sneaks
out of Geography and misguidedly goes to Afghanistan to sort out all the shit.
Ok let me know what you think.
Babak
