GETTING RESPECT

(From the forthcoming book TWIT)

NOW YOU'RE REALLY LIVING

WORK ETHIC

(From the book called TWIT which is coming soon...believe me)

CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE

(from the book TWIT that doesn't yet exist)

MODERNISM

(from the book TWIT out June)

IN A BOOKSHOP

(from the book TWIT, maybe out soon?)

LOCAL DIAGNOSIS

(from the book TWIT)

MODERN ROMANCE

(from the book TWIT which will come out when it's finished)

SOCIAL COMMENTARY

(From the book TWIT)

MY RECIPE FOR INVISIBLE POTATO

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

EARLY TRAINING

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

LEARNING LIFE

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

LESSON IN TALKING TO GIRLS

(from the book TWIT)

MEETING JACUZZI BOYS

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

ANTIOXIADDICT

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

MISUNDERSTANDING AN UNDERSTANDING

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

JOB OPPURTUNITIES

(from the forthcoming  book TWIT)

POO PSYCHIC

(from the book TWIT)

FUZZY LOGIC

(from the forthcoming book TWIT)

TOP TEN REALLY BAD NAMES FOR BANDS

1.BREAKFAST

2.THE GYM

 3.HOUMOUS

4.THE POWER CUT

5.THE WHOM

6.THE PENISES

7.THE DARTS

8.TRACTORHEAD

9. PRINCIPLES

10. MR.  BOING

UNEXPECTED HAPPINESS

(from the book TWIT)

CRAB CONVICTION

(from the book TWIT)

WHAT CAME FIRST?

(from the book TWIT)

DOUBLE DINNER

(from the book TWIT)

HOW TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE YOU FAILED TO HAIL THE BUS

(from the book TWIT)

CANDYMANBOOB

(from the book TWIT)

ALL GROWN UP

JURASSIC PARK 4

(an extracxt from the upcoming book TWIT)

TOILET CHECK

(an extract from upcoming book TWIT from RecordsRecordsRecordsBooks)

NEAR MISS

(an extract from the upcoming book TWIT from RecordsRecordsRecordsBooks)